Resimay
To hoom it mae cunsern,I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..
I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I can start emeditely.
Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
BRYAN
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
Employer's response:
Dear Bryan, It's OK honey, we've got spell check. See you Monday.
3 comments:
HAHAHAHA!!!! too bad that can't happen at my job...
That is sooo funny! I was going nuts reading the "resimay." (I got my degree in technical writing so stuff like that makes my skin itch. But I had a good laugh when I got to the end!
Ha Ha! Love it! I would hire him to be my nany!
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